too dreamy for my own good

a cacophony of shit posts

mintykiwi asked: if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would


Answer:

ask-cayde-6:

lavenderek:

darkequidae:

cluckyeschickens:

mellifexfarm:

without question

Without remorse.

Without hesitation

without a napkin

Without dipping us in sauce

eggings:

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

(via wormpretzal)

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys:

pete-wetzel:

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

(via teenscoolest)

Anonymous asked: do you have a self care routine?


Answer:

mjalti:

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents